Songs Discussed On The Podcast
If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works), Brian McKnight[edit]
[1] If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works)
On Episode 61 Julie plays and annotates Brian McKnight's "If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works)", a smooth R&B track for women who are "ready to learn" about their vaginas. As McKnight explains, they are likely lacking knowledge in this area because they didn't "bring it to [Brian McKnight] first". The chorus features a demonic voice intoning "SHOW-YOU-HOW-YOUR-PUSSY-WORKS", a particularly frightening moment for Spoony.
Julie regrets not bringing "it" to McKnight first before listing what else she would like her pussy to learn from the artist, including:
1) How to play Bridge;
2) How to speak Mandarin;
3) How to open an IRA;
4) Anything one would normally learn how to do from Suze Orman.
