People and Things Julie Despises
Eric Clapton [1]
Banksy
Patti Stanger, who is made of snakes
The word "foreplay" (and the use of play as in phrases like "nipple play" and "pony play")
Baby Boomer Revisionist History
Pauley Perrette, Garbage Person
The Patriarchy
Jenny McCarthy
Mildew smell in sinks
Donald Duck and jerks who do the Donald Duck voice
Mickey Rooney and his disturbing(often times racist) face
Woody Allen sympathizers
Sports