Favorite Monologue Quotes

Can't remember the episode (help), but one of my favorites: "Lady Chatterly's Lover is a whole lot of ruckus about not a lot of fuckus." -Zireaux

Episode 135 When suggesting ideas for new HWYWiki content, Julie stated: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain".

Episode 135 @_andrewjohnston tweeted that his favorite line of Julie's monologue was: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life"[1]

Episode 83 Julie astutely observed: “Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper ‘cause she had the shits or something like that. (sighs) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

Episode 97 “I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: ‘glug glug glug glug,’ 2% too, ‘glug glug glug glug glug.’”

Episode 2 "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...(pause)...that's me in a bad place."

Episode 2 "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."