Songs Discussed On The Podcast

If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works), Brian McKnight

[1] If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works)

On Episode 61 Julie plays and annotates Brian McKnight's "If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works)", a smooth R&B track for women who are "ready to learn" about their vaginas. As McKnight explains, they are likely lacking knowledge in this area because they didn't "bring it to [Brian McKnight] first". The track includes a demonic voice intoning "SHOW-YOU-HOW-YOUR-PUSSY-WORKS" during the chorus, a particularly frightening moment for Spoony.

Julie regrets not bringing "it" to McKnight first before listing what else she would like her pussy to learn from the artist, including:

1) How to play Bridge;

2) How to speak Mandarin;

3) How to open an IRA;

4) Anything one would normally learn how to do from Suze Orman.