People and Things Julie Despises

Eric Clapton [1]

Banksy

Patti Stanger, who is made of snakes

The word "foreplay" (and the use of play as in phrases like "nipple play" and "pony play")

Baby Boomer Revisionist History

Pauley Perrette, Garbage Person

The Patriarchy

Jenny McCarthy

Mildew smell in sinks

Donald Duck and jerks who do the Donald Duck voice

Mickey Rooney and his disturbing(often times racist) face

Woody Allen sympathizers

Sports