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| − | Chris 'Spoony' Spooner has taken to blending his nightmares with Boredwalk Empirezzz recaps. During [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136], Julie read out the following: | + | Chris 'Spoony' Spooner has taken to blending his own nightmares with his Boredwalk Empirezzz recaps. During [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136], Julie read out the following: |
| − | "Nucky’s nephew is in a jam. He stole some booze and made a classmate shit himself to death because he hated him. Michael fell in with a bad crowd and now he’s doing coke with Al Capone. J Edgar Hoover had Nucky’s butler tied to a chair and has some kid punch him until he barfs. Gretchen Mol’s child custody hearing didn’t go well so she smashed a glass, touched a dick, and peaced out to score some smack. The Untouchables show up and shoot up Al Capone’s brother; they show him the Chicago way. I can taste bile. When Nucky’s butler is finally let go, he goes back home to Nucky. The bile is starting to rise in my throat. I can’t hold it down and it’s bubbling out of my mouth and flowing harder and harder, and it’s thick and black and it’s collecting and splattering all over the floor. I can feel masses and shapes coming up as well. They collect in the black puddle and coalesce into something that’s moving and squirming. It’s beginning to sound like a shriek and scream and the bile won’t stop pouring out of my mouth and the wailing is becoming deafening. Nooky wants to know where the butler’s been and why his shoes are covered in bile, so the butler jumps out the window." | + | "Nucky’s nephew is in a jam. He stole some booze and made a classmate shit himself to death because he hated him. Michael Shannon fell in with a bad crowd and now he’s doing coke with Al Capone. J Edgar Hoover had Nucky’s butler tied to a chair and has some kid punch him until he barfs [laughs]. Gretchen Mol’s child custody hearing didn’t go well so she smashed a glass, touched a dick, and peaced out to score some smack. The Untouchables show up and shoot up Al Capone’s brother; they show him the ''Chicago'' way. I can taste bile. When Nucky’s butler is finally let go, he goes back home to Nucky. The bile is starting to rise in my throat. I can’t hold it down and it’s bubbling out of my mouth and flowing harder and harder, and it’s thick and black and it’s collecting and splattering all over the floor [Oh Spoony]. I can feel masses and shapes coming up as well. They collect in the black puddle and coalesce into something that’s moving and squirming. It’s beginning to sound like a shriek and scream and the bile won’t stop pouring out of my mouth and the wailing is becoming deafening. Nooky wants to know where the butler’s been and why his shoes are covered in bile, so the butler jumps out the window." |
Revision as of 04:44, 13 October 2013
Post some of Spoony's recaps here (Boredwalk empirezzz, Luck, etc.)
Boredwalk Nightmarezzz
Chris 'Spoony' Spooner has taken to blending his own nightmares with his Boredwalk Empirezzz recaps. During Episode 136, Julie read out the following:
"Nucky’s nephew is in a jam. He stole some booze and made a classmate shit himself to death because he hated him. Michael Shannon fell in with a bad crowd and now he’s doing coke with Al Capone. J Edgar Hoover had Nucky’s butler tied to a chair and has some kid punch him until he barfs [laughs]. Gretchen Mol’s child custody hearing didn’t go well so she smashed a glass, touched a dick, and peaced out to score some smack. The Untouchables show up and shoot up Al Capone’s brother; they show him the Chicago way. I can taste bile. When Nucky’s butler is finally let go, he goes back home to Nucky. The bile is starting to rise in my throat. I can’t hold it down and it’s bubbling out of my mouth and flowing harder and harder, and it’s thick and black and it’s collecting and splattering all over the floor [Oh Spoony]. I can feel masses and shapes coming up as well. They collect in the black puddle and coalesce into something that’s moving and squirming. It’s beginning to sound like a shriek and scream and the bile won’t stop pouring out of my mouth and the wailing is becoming deafening. Nooky wants to know where the butler’s been and why his shoes are covered in bile, so the butler jumps out the window."
