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	~~169 Jolie Kerr May 30, 2014~~		''Transcription by Amy''
	Some folks
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	Hello everyone. It’s Julie Klausner back for another episode of HWYW. That was Some Folks by Alice Cooper. If you have not seen Alice Copper singing Some Folks from The Welcome to my Nightmare concert film you are missing out on a great experience. You should all type Some Folks Alice Cooper into google right now and watch this ridiculous thing because it’s a lot of fun. It’s very dumb. One of the skeletons dancing with him is his wife, which is important to know. It’s also a bad song, not a good song. It’s one of those numbers that a black and white cartoon giraffe would watch and think it’s a little broad and it’s not very rock and roll. That giraffe would be right, but I still like it.		Hello everyone. It’s Julie Klausner back for another episode of HWYW. That was Some Folks by Alice Cooper. If you have not seen Alice Copper singing Some Folks from The Welcome to my Nightmare concert film you are missing out on a great experience. You should all type Some Folks Alice Cooper into google right now and watch this ridiculous thing because it’s a lot of fun. It’s very dumb. One of the skeletons dancing with him is his wife, which is important to know. It’s also a bad song, not a good song. It’s one of those numbers that a black and white cartoon giraffe would watch and think it’s a little broad and it’s not very rock and roll. That giraffe would be right, but I still like it.
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	I also want to mention that she wore a scarf tied around her head tightly so that the ideas would not seep out. She will be missed. I also respect anyone who drinks a bottle of sherry before noon. Salud to her. We should all be so lucky to have effective Ramona Singer in our lives and in our deaths.		I also want to mention that she wore a scarf tied around her head tightly so that the ideas would not seep out. She will be missed. I also respect anyone who drinks a bottle of sherry before noon. Salud to her. We should all be so lucky to have effective Ramona Singer in our lives and in our deaths.
	As far as RHW is concerned, I know I am not writing recaps right now but I will say that this season’s RHNYC is fabulous, what a show! What a show. What a pulsing pile of human garbage. It’s an organic mass; it’s the real life dong room. What a smart girl they found in this Kristen character. What a charming husband she found. What a catch. I don’t know if it is because it’s New York that it is so phenomenal compared to the rest of the franchise. It might be like that thing whenever I see a page full of photos in a fashion magazine where people were out this week at the opening of this movie or this premier my eye always goes to the red head in the photos and I have decided a couple of things. One is plain old narcissism the other has to do with your earliest ideas of what beauty could be which are rooted in narcissism and in the investment in your genetic possibilities. Which is to say when I was a little girl I thought the two most beautiful women in the world were Tina Louise on Gilligan’s Island and Kate Pierson. I believe it was my lizard brain saying I can make red-headed children as pretty as these red headed children if I continue to propagate the species.
			As far as RHW is concerned, I know I am not writing recaps right now but I will say that this season’s RHNYC is fabulous, what a show! What a show. What a pulsing pile of human garbage. It’s an organic mass; it’s the real life dong room. What a smart girl they found in this Kristen character. What a charming husband she found. What a catch. I don’t know if it is because it’s New York that it is so phenomenal compared to the rest of the franchise. It might be like that thing whenever I see a page full of photos in a fashion magazine where people were out this week at the opening of this movie or this premier my eye always goes to the red head in the photos and I have decided a couple of things. One is plain old narcissism the other has to do with your earliest ideas of what beauty could be which are rooted in narcissism and in the investment in your genetic possibilities. Which is to say when I was a little girl I thought the two most beautiful women in the world were Tina Louise on Gilligan’s Island and Kate Pierson. I believe it was my lizard brain saying I can make red-headed children as pretty as these red headed children if I continue to propagate the species.

	That brings me to the fact that I found a women in the pages of Purple magazine and I googled her and her name is Kiera Lillie, I’m not quite sure what she does. She had a website but I don’t understand it because it is very fashiony, she does photography, fashion? No one knows but she is very attractive. I am not going to Single White Female her. But I might I might Hand that Rocks the Cradle her.		That brings me to the fact that I found a women in the pages of Purple magazine and I googled her and her name is Kiera Lillie, I’m not quite sure what she does. She had a website but I don’t understand it because it is very fashiony, she does photography, fashion? No one knows but she is very attractive. I am not going to Single White Female her. But I might I might Hand that Rocks the Cradle her.

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	* Otters are weasels		* Otters are weasels
			* Fluids that come out of your body are all protein-based.

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== Date ==
May 30, 2014

== Guests ==
[http://joliekerr.tumblr.com/ Jolie Kerr]

== Origin of the episode title ==

== Discussed ==
Ahoy!

This week's guest is "ASK A CLEAN PERSON" columnist and NYT Best-Selling Author JOLIE KERR! Jolie wrote a book called MY BOYFRIEND BARFED IN MY HANDBAG...AND OTHER THINGS YOU CAN'T ASK MARTHA, but this is a pro-Martha podcast and you don't need to worry about any Martha Stewart bashing. But you SHOULD be worried about being terribly entertained by this conversation about mold, bleach vomit, and other things nobody ever talks about in polite conversation!

Plus! A trip to the Dong Room at the Biennial! Patti Smith's poems and breasts! DiBlasio's pro-weasel policy! And why it's awesome that Deee-lite made RuPaul jealous.

== Trivia ==
* Otters are weasels

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