| Episode
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Date
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Guests
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Origins of episode title
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| Episode 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags"
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March 8, 2011
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Julie's Parents and Natasha Vargas-Cooper
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Julie and Natasha Vargas-Cooper talk about the most recent episodes of the TV show Intervention. Julie mentions that there are two new interventionist on the show this season,one of whom has a strong physical resemblance to actor Walter Matthau. She says that every episode of Intervention that he is a part of should be titled "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags".
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| Episode 2: "The Taste of Christmas Morning"
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March 19, 2011
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Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik
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Please add origin
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| Episode 3: "A Smiling Bruce Vilanch"
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March 26, 2011
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Billy Eichner, Megan Amram
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Billy Eichner asks Julie if she "can imagine what Donald Trump's pubic hair looks like." Julie responds by saying that it probably looks like "a smiling Bruce Vilanch."
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| Episode 4: "I Did Fiddler!"
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April 1, 2011
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Ronna & Beverly, James Urbaniak
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James Urbaniak tells a story about an actor who walked into the first rehearsal of a community theater production with a huge beard. When asked about the beard by the other actors, he replied by saying "I did Fiddler."
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| Episode 5: "The One With Joan Rivers"
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April 7, 2011
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Joan Rivers
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We can't do everything for you. Honestly.
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| Episode 6: "Polar Bears on Moonbeams"
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April 15, 2011
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Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger
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Julie talks about Shirley Maclaine's (aka "Lizard Eyes") official website. One of the features of the website is a message board called "The Encounter Board". "The Encounter Board" has a thread titled "Creativity Corner". It's purpose is to provide a place for users to "post and share their poems and other creative writing endeavors". User "Frank" from Canada shared a poem he wrote called Polar Bears on Moonbeams.
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| Episode 7: "The Pottery Scene From GREASE"
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April 23, 2011
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Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert
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Rachel Shukert accidentally says "The Pottery Scene from Grease instead of "The pottery Scene from Ghost". Both Julie and Rachel agree that a pottery scene in Grease would have been great.
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| Episode 8: "All The Way To Canada"
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April 29, 2011
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Neko Case, Joe Mande
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These are the primary lyrics to the first song that Neko Case recalls writing.
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| Episode 9: "In The Face"
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May 6, 2011
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Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston
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In the Julie's interview with Baratunde Thurston, they discus the killing of Osama Bin Laden (Bin Laden was shot "in the face") [1].
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| Episode 10: "Pico Won't Know Our Baby"
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May 14, 2011
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Jen Kirkman, Andrea Rosen, John Gemberling
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Guest Andrea Rosen, under the influence of pregnancy hormones, lamented that a deceased pet would never meet her baby.
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| Episode 11: "Enter Dancing"
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May 20, 2011
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Sally Kellerman, Paul Scheer
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Julie tells Sally Kellerman that her favorite scene in Back To School is when Dr. Diane Turner (Kellerman's character in the movies) enters dancing into the party that Thornton Mellon is throwing in his dorm.
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| Episode 12: "The Young & The Messy"
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May 27, 2011
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Jackée
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During her interview with Julie, Jackée refers to the soap opera The Young and the Restless as "The Young and the Messy."
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| Episode 13: "The Ballad of Buddy Longo"
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June 3, 2011
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Julieanne Smolinski
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Buddy Longo was the name of Julieanne Smolinski's high school Criminology teacher. In order to obtain a handwriting sample from a serial killer, Longo made his students write letters to imprisoned serial killers. Julieanne wrote a letter to Richard Ramirez AKA "The Night Stalker". She received a response from Ramirez. He asked if she would include a photograph of herself in her next letter. Of course, Julieanne never responded.
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| Episode 14: "Our Congressman In His Underpants"
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June 10, 2011
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Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman
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Please add origin
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| How Were Your Tonys? Special Minisode
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June 13, 2011
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Scott Brown
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A play on the podcast title, in which the Tonys are discussed.
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| Episode 15: "What's This? It's The Style"
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June 17, 2011
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Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani
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Please add origin
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| Episode 16: "So Many Ethans"
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June 24, 2011
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Ana Gasteyer, Vanessa Bayer
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Julie and Vanessa Bayer discus four of Vanessa's favorite movies from the 1990's (Reality Bites, Singles, So I Married an Axe Murderer, and Empire Records). Reality Bites stars Ethan Hawke and Empire Records stars Ethan Embry ("So Many Ethans").
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| Episode 17: "Cat Bride"
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July 1, 2011
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Michael Rapaport, Larry Murphy
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Upon the legalization of gay marriage in the state of New York, Julie announced that she and her female cat (Smiley Muffin) were married.
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| Episode 18: "Giant Pictures of Hamburgers"
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July 8, 2011
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Tom Scharpling
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This title refers to Tom and Julie's scheme to paste giant pictures of hamburgers onto billboards in New Jersey that feature current governor Chris Christie's giant face.
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| Episode 19: "She's A Cold Soup"
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July 15, 2011
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Rob Delaney, Michelle McNamara
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Julie is shocked when guest Delaney name drops a Polish poetess, whose name I cannot possible transcribe. Delaney tries to clarify, Julie says the name sounds like a cold soup, and we all move on.
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| Episode 20: "Bev's Bananas"
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July 22, 2011
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Maria Bamford
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When it is insanely hot in NYC, Julie likes to eat the chocolate off of frozen bananas, then throw the banana away because it is useless. Her preferred brand at the time of recording was Diana's Frozen Bananas, but Julie doesn't believe that there is really a Diana behind them. It's probably more like a Bev, but Bev's Bananas is a terrible name.
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| Episode 21: "In The Business Of Lying To You"
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July 29, 2011
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Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie
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Please add origin
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| Episode 22: "Rave Withdrawal"
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August 5, 2011
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Steve Agee, Bryan Safi
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Julie says she flew Virgin Airlines because she "was suffering from rave withdrawal". Don't ask me, I'm just an anonymous editor.
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| Episode 23: "America's Jelly"
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August 12, 2011
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Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson
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Please add origin
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| Episode 24: "Half A Face"
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August 19, 2011
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Paul F. Tompkins, Jamie Denbo
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Guest Tompkins shared a story about running into an old school chum who admired that Tompkins never cared what other people thought about him. Also, this school chum had half a face.
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| Episode 25: Best of HWYW Vol. 1
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August 26, 2011
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Joan Rivers, Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger, Neko Case, Billy Eichner, James Urbaniak
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| Episode 26: "Count Chocula's Other Teeth"
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September 2, 2011
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Michael Musto, Jake Fogelnest
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Count Chocula has only two teeth, and it's really funny. Are his teeth as important as his hair humps? Julie decides that they are.
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| Episode 27: "Shelf Of Justice"
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September 9, 2011
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David Rakoff
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The "Shelf of Justice" is Nancy Grace's bosom in her outfit from Dancing with the Stars. While Nancy Grace is fueled by vengeance, her upper body may be powered by Little Debbie Zebra Cakes.
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| Episode 28: "Sherry"
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September 16, 2011
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Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer
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Julie reads about Maya Angelou's writing rituals on Wikipedia. Angelou checks into a hotel room at 5:00 AM and instructs the staff to remove all of the pictures from the walls. She writes on legal pads, has a deck of cards to play solitaire, a thesaurus, a copy of the bible, and a bottle of sherry.
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| Episode 29: "This Is Lowell"
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September 23, 2011
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Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith
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On the DVD commentary for "Splash", co-writer Lowell Ganz begins his every comment with the helpful reminder, "This is Lowell".
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| Episode 30: "Upstairs Coke"
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September 30, 2011
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Susie Essman, Gabe Delahaye
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Sounds like a sex act, but it's not. At parties at Jack Nicholson's house in the 1970s, if you were invited upstairs that's allegedly where they kept the pharmaceutical grade cocaine, the good stuff, the kind of stuff Robert Evans went to jail for.
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| Episode 31: "My Birds"
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October 7, 2011
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Sandra Bernhard, Jeffrey Self
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Brett Butler casually mentioned to Jeffrey Self that she was looking to sell her birds, all 29 of them, but hopefully to someone who wants them for the right reasons. Julie posits that there must have been a 30th bird.
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| Episode 32: "Tiny Faces"
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October 14, 2011
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Amy Poehler, Rich Fulcher
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They say that a large head is a common trait among the famous; Julie says tiny faces on giant heads freak her out. Tiny Faces is also the name of Julie's acoustic Rod Stewart cover band.
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| Episode 33: "Pondering Tonya"
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October 21, 2011
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Martha Plimpton
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Julie has a lot of thoughts about Tonya Harding, as do we all.
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| Episode 34: "Satchel"
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October 28, 2011
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Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo
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Satchel is the birth name of Ronan Farrow, the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, discussed in this week's episode.
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| Episode 35: "Full Petula"
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November 4, 2011
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Mink Stole, John Mulaney
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A discussion of how Mad Magazine used to draw gay men (think turtlenecks and eyelashes) leads to a mention of "The Boys in the Band", which may or may not include a scene of the titular Boys going "full Petula" and singing "Downtown".
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| Episode 36: HWYW Live
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November 10, 2011
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Fred Armisen, Billy Eichner, Paul F. Tompkins, more
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| Episode 37: "The Juiciest Chicken You've Ever Had"
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November 18, 2011
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Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson
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Please add origin
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| Episode 38: "Steampunk Goodfellas"
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November 25, 2011
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Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri
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Scorsese's probable next move after "Hugo".
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| Episode 39: "Horror-curious"
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December 2, 2011
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Nick Kroll, Gabe Liedman
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"Horror-curious" refers to someone, like Julie, who obsessively reads or asks about what happens in scary movies but does not choose to watch them because they are too scay-aired.
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| Episode 40: "Twittertudes"
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December 9, 2011
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Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor
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Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called "Twittertudes", which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.
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| Episode 41: "You-know-what-icide Season"
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December 16, 2011
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Ted "Teddy" Leo, Ramona Singer
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A coy reference to the holidays, thought to be the time of year in which the suicide ("you-know-what-icide") rate is highest.
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| Episode 42: "Spa-cast"
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December 23, 2011
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Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar
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Please add origin
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| Episode 43: "Tommy Mottola for Nothing'
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December 30, 2011
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Mike Doughty
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According to Mike Doughty, Mariah Carey is a "studio rat" (meaning that while she is recording an album she basically lives out of the studio). Julie responds to this by saying "you don't fuck Tommy Mottola for nothing"(Mottola is Carey's ex-husband and the former head of Sony Music).
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| Episode 44: "Twiddling and Eight-balls"
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January 6, 2012
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Rob Tannenbaum
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What were Aerosmith doing before in the mid eighties before Run-D.M.C. resurrected their career? They were "twiddling" their thumbs and doing "eight-balls".
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| Episode 45: "Many Parts of a Pine Tree"
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January 13, 2012
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Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton
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DeCaro attended a "dead celebrities" party dressed as Euell Gibbons, the outdoorsman and Grape Nuts spokesperson with the catchphrase, "many parts of a pine tree are edible".
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| Episode 46: "Consequences"
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January 20, 2012
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Chris Gethard, Katie Notopoulos
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Guest Notopoulos details the Yahoo Answers activity of an autistic man who is very concerned with the outcome of hypothetical scenarios. Sample query: "What if a bully from the past came to a wedding and ate the entire wedding cake before the wedding started. Consequences?"
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| Episode 47: "What Someone's Mom's Idea of a Nightclub Is"
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January 27, 2012
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David Cross, Eliot Glazer
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The title is a reference to how the original set of The Rosie Show on OWN looked.
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| Episode 48: Best of HWYW Vol. 2
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February 3, 2012
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Patton Oswalt, John Mulaney, Mike Daisey, Ted Leo
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| Episode 49: "Me and My Stupid Bat"
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February 10, 2012
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Kristen Johnston
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An easy-to-miss but important quote from "The Neverending Story". The Night Hob laments that "nobody gives a hoot about me and my stupid bat".
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| Episode 50: "What About a Macaroni Salad?"
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February 17, 2012
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Jenny Johnson, Max Silvestri
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As described by guest Max Silvestri, this was a tragic question asked by Aaron Carter, a contestant on "Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cookoff."
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| Episode 51: HWYW Live
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January 24, 2012
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Sandra Bernhard, Tom Scharpling, Ira Glass, Joe Mande
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| How Were Your Oscars? Special Minisode
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February 27, 2012
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Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel
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| Episode 52: "Jolly Roger"
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March 2, 2012
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Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade
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Guest Wade tells of his life-long affinity for elderly women. His Grandmother (and possibly his Aunts, attribution unclear) was a backseat driver, but a particularly confusing one; when he made wide turns she would say "Oh, Jolly Roger," and no one knows what this means. No one.
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| Episode 53: "On Improv"
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March 9, 2012
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Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz
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Monkees historian Lefcowitz, re: the Monkees unpredictable behavior at certain public appearances - "I don't know what they were on." Quoth Julie, "I think they were on improv."
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| Episode 54: "The Crunch Factor"
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March 16, 2012
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Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews
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Julie discusses an episode of "My Strange Addiction" about a woman who eats cat treats and cat food, and who is prone to saying things like "On a scale from one to ten, the crunch factor on these is a ten."
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| Episode 55: "A Jaw That Could Open a Can of Tuna Fish"
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March 23, 2012
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Mo Rocca, Dave Cullen
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Mo Rocca's description of Maria Shriver's jaw.
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| Episode 56: "Jam Ghetto"
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March 30, 2012
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Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson
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Since Al Roker has taken over as The Today Show's weatherman, Willard Scott has been relegated to the "jam ghetto" (announcing the birthdays of centenarians in segments sponsored by Smuckers's).
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| Episode 57: "Dog Valet"
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April 6, 2012
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Chris Parnell, Jon Daly
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Julie met the dog valet while in California. He is a dog who will take your bag, bring it inside, and put it on his bed, which is no help to anyone, but extremely charming.
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| Episode 58: "College Hounds"
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April 13, 2012
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Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren
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Susan Orlean introduces Julie to the delights of the Dogville Comedies, short films from the 1930s featuring dogs who think they is peoples, dressing up in clothes and walking on their hind legs. College Hounds is a spoof of college football movies, in which the star player is "taken out of the big game by a gang of crooks".
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| Episode 59: "The Boyfriend Experience"
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April 20, 2012
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Michael K, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham
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Julie's assessment of guest Michael K's brief, chaste stint as a phone sex operator.
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| Episode 60: "Fig Bar Bender"
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April 26, 2012
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Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart
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Nellie McKay talked about her first appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman. The night before the taping, she was unable to sleep. Julie jokingly asked Nellie if she was "on a bender". Nellie replied by saying she was on a "fig bar bender".
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| Episode 61: "Something Something Justin Timberlake"
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May 4, 2012
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David Yazbek, Damien Lemon
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Ashton Kutcher had a tragic Pop Chips commercial/one man show in which he debuted a cavalcade of comedy characters and cut-ups. It's as though he decided to be the untalented Andy Samberg or "something something Justin Timberlake".
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| Episode 62: "The Front of a Crocodile"
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May 11, 2012
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Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer
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A dire choice for any masseur: would you rather give a massage to John Travolta or the front of a crocodile? Don't be surprised if this turns up in one of the "Saw" sequels.
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| How Was Your Smash? Special Extrasode
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May 17, 2012
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Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert
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A play on the show's usual title, rephrased to refer to the most important show in the history of television, "Smash". We're all still waiting for the season 2 recap.
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| Episode 63: "Help the Street Animals of Morocco"
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May 18, 2012
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Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha
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A discussion of Marilu Henner causes Julie to search the acronym "HSAM". In relation to Henner, HSAM stands for "Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory". However, HSAM is also an acronym for the organization Help the Street Animals of Morocco.
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| Episode 64: "Library Water"
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May 25, 2012
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Patton Oswalt, Retta
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Julie remarks that the water from one's childhood library water fountain is the coldest and best tasting water; this is an absolutely accurate statement.
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| Episode 65: "My Least Favorite Eagles Song"
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June 1, 2012
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Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell
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"Hotel Rwanda".
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| Episode 66: "The Mingus Method"
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June 8, 2012
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Kurt Loder, Nathan Rabin
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Jazz bassist and composer Charles Mingus created a toilet training program for cats.
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| How Were Your Tonys? 2012
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June 12, 2012
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Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky
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| Episode 67: "Space Ireland"
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June 15, 2012
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Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale
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Please add origin
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| Episode 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T."
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June 22, 2012
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Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein
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"Crazy Person F.I.T." is the school that the character "Buffalo Bill" from the movie The Silence of the Lambs should have attended.
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| Episode 69: "Is This Jazz?"
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June 29, 2012
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Rob Sheffield, Michael McMillian
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Julie notices the jazz influence on Fiona Apple's new album (The Idler Wheel...).
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| Episode 70: "Do You Shred?"
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July 6, 2012
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Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison
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Julie went to a male strip club with Katie Notopoulos and asked a guitar-playing hunk: "Do you shred?"
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| Episode 71: HWYW Live
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July 13, 2012
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Martha Plimpton, Jim Gaffigan, Katie Notopoulos, Mike Daisey, VIDS
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| Episode 72: "Side of Fries"
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July 20, 2012
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Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell
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Please add origin
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| Episode 73: "The Sneaker Nap"
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July 27, 2012
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Bobcat Goldthwait, Simon Amstell
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A term for when one puts on his or her workout clothes to exercise but instead just takes a nap while wearing sneakers.
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| Episode 74: "Most of the Nooks"
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August 3, 2012
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Gabe Liedman, Alison Rich
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Julie, re: the unexpected potency of rose wine: "It gets into all of the crannies and most of the nooks."
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| Episode 75: "Doc Hopper Realness"
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August 9, 2012
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Alex Stone
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Please add origin
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| HWYW Special Minisode
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August 10, 2012
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David Rakoff
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| Episode 76: Best of HWYW Vol. 3
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August 17, 2012
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Patton Oswalt, Carole Radziwill, Eddie Pepitone, Sara Schaefer, Dave Cullen
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| Episode 77: "The Fajitas"
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August 24, 2012
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Andy Kindler, Adira Amram
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Andy Kindler talks about one of his early stand-up bits in which his mother comes out from New York to California and is a stereotypical tourist. One of the questions that Andy's mother asked him in typical tourist fashion was as follows: "Andy,you live in California. How are the fajitas?".
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| Episode 78: "Girls Named Heather Fixing Their Skirts"
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August 31, 2012
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Max Read, Kurt Metzger
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Kurt Metzger describes a show on Fox News hosted by two women named Heather. Metzger says that both women always wear short skirts, which they are constantly adjusting on camera in a suggestive manner.
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| Episode 79: "C Skeleton"
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September 7, 2012
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W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley
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Anna Wintour. The C stands for exactly what you think it does.
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| Episode 80: "Ubu's Owner"
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September 13, 2012
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David Sirota
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Gary David Goldberg, creator of "Family Ties" and owner of a dog named Ubu. Sit, Ubu, sit.
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| Episode 81: "The Best Mother on Television"
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September 21, 2012
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Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen
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Julie posits that Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, is the best mother on television.
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| Episode 82: "Lapland"
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September 27, 2012
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Jon Ronson
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Jon Ronson tells a story about taking his son to meet Santa at Santa's home. He explains that European Santas live in Lapland, an actual place a person can take a trip to.
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| Episode 83: "P is for Pizza"
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October 4, 2012
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Jodi Lennon, Jessica Grose
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Upon learning that Jodi Lennon has stolen a slice of pizza, she proposes that the title of Jodi Lennon's crime adventure be "P Is For Pizza."
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| Episode 84: "Where's Grandpa?"
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October 11, 2012
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Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff
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Please add origin
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| Episode 85: "No Breast Buds"
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October 19, 2012
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Mike Birbiglia, Peaches Christ
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This title refers to Julie's experience seeing the musical "Annie" surrounded by pre-pubescent girls who had "no breast buds."
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| Episode 86: "How Was Your Shriek Live"
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October 25, 2012
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Kristen Johnston, Scharpling & Wurster, Gabe Liedman, Gary Tha Squirrel
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A Halloween-themed play on the podcast's title.
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| Episode 87: "How Was Your Storm"
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November 2, 2012
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Chris Spooner, Jack Fagan
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A more poignant play on the podcast's title, the "storm" refers to Hurricane Sandy.
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| Episode 88: "Angry Horseback Riding"
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November 9, 2012
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Todd Oldham, Nikki Glaser
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Post-election, Julie speculates that Ann Romney is likely engaging in some angry horseback riding to cope with her husband's loss.
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| Episode 89: "Blowhole Junction"
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November 15, 2012
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Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt
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Please add origin
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| Episode 90: "Night Trote"
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November 23, 2012
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David Rees, Laura Benanti
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Julie needs a new humidifier to solve the problem of her Night Throat, or as she calls it, "Night Trote."
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| Episode 91: "Meet the Flickers"
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November 30, 2012
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Siggy Flicker
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Please add origin
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| Episode 92: "Banana Steaks"
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December 7, 2012
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Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt
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| Episode 93: "Skin Flesh"
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December 14, 2012
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Michael Ian Black, Will Hines
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Please add origin
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| Episode 94: "I'm Stayin'"
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December 21, 2012
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Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky
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John Travolta's final line of banter in his gender flipped cover of "Baby It's Cold Outside" with Olivia Newton John. He's staying! Gross!
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| Episode 95: "Leon Pancetta"
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December 28, 2012
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Hunter Bell
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Julie astutely renames James Gandolfini's character in "Zero Dark Thirty"
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| Episode 96: "Exactly Like a Cornish Hen"
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January 4, 2013
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Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel
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The brittle bones of Joan Didion.
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| Episode 97: "Glug Glug"
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January 11, 2013
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Carrie Brownstein, Danielle Henderson
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The sound of Julie helping herself to a glass of 2% milk while hungry in an office that wasn't hers.
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| Episode 98: "All That Gurgling"
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January 18, 2013
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Richard Kind, Issa Rae
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Please add origin
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| Episode 99: "Fridge Leaners"
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January 25, 2013
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Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo
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In an attempt to look cool while telling a story about Ryan Gosling, Bridey Elliot leans into Julie's refrigerator.
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| Episode 100: "One Hundred"
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January 31, 2013
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Tom Scharpling, Jesse Thorn
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The one hundredth episode of HWYW
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| Episode 101: "Heavy Things Onto Stages"
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February 8, 2013
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David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman
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How did Katie Couric get a piano on the set of her talk show? Union workers. They move heavy things onto stages, they eat sandwiches. It's a job.
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| Episode 102: "Men of the '90s"
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February 15, 2013
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Peter Grosz, Craig Bierko
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The title refers to the type of men who still find Jenny McCarthy attractive, and the target audience for her talk show.
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| Episode 103: "How Was Your Exorcist"
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February 22, 2013
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Ted "Teddy" Leo, Jesse Murray
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Another play on the title of the podcast, in which the mansplaining film "The Exorcist" is discussed
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| Episode 104: "Battlefield Girth"
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March 1, 2013
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DC Pierson, Alex Timbers
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An alternate name for the Scientology-themed action film that references John Travolta's current appearance.
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| Episode 105: "An Egg Without Salt"
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March 7, 2013
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David Wain, America Ferrera
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Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.
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| Episode 106: "In the Presence of Poison"
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March 15, 2013
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Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman
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Please add origin
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| Episode 107: "Santas, Attack!"
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March 22, 2013
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Chad Carter, Ted Travelstead[2]
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What was said by some very scary people during SantaCon on a subway car. Can you imagine?!
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| Episode 108: "Photos of Jackets"
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March 29, 2013
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Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher & Tim Kirk
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| Episode 109: "Canal Street"
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April 5, 2013
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Marc Spitz, Nicole J. Georges
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An off-putting nickname for one's vagina.
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| Episode 110: HWYW Live
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April 12, 2013
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Chris & Bridey Elliott, Aimee Mann, Siggy Flicker, Pichet Ong, Max Silvestri, more
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| Episode 111: "Ann-Margret's P-Belt"
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April 19, 2013
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Christina Gausas, Craig Rowin
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What does the key that the mayor gives Conrad Birdie unlock?
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| Episode 112: "Wesleyan as a Human Being"
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April 26, 2013
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Rachel Lichtman, Jena Friedman
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A description of Amanda Palmer, Kickstarter martyr.
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| Episode 113: "Pete Ubu"
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May 3, 2013
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Jim Gaffigan, Ophira Eisenberg
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An error when texting about the band "Pere Ubu" with Jake Fogelnest. It was accidentally corrected to "Pete Ubu." Julie reminisces about how this would be a hilarious name for a gentleman to have.
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| Episode 114: "Battling Bots"
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May 10, 2013
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Jean Grae
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| Episode 115: "Madame, No"
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May 17, 2013
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David Sedaris
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Sedaris recounts meeting a woman who defecates into a bag and flushes the bag down the toilet. Julie is appropriate aghast.
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| Episode 116: "The Human Condition on TV"
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May 24, 2013
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Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield
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| Episode 117: HWYW Gems 4
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May 31, 2013
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Tom Scharpling, Jon Ronson, Rachel Lichtman, Emily Heller & Lisa Hanawalt, Danielle Henderson
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| Episode 118: "Wayne and Garth"
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June 7, 2013
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Shelby Fero, Bridget Everett
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Julie suggests that guest Bridget Everett may have nicknamed her breasts "Wayne and Garth" in 1992.
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| Episode 119: "Curating the Linens"
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June 14, 2013
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Harris Wittels, Ben Nugent
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Guest Wittels shares a story about simultaneous masturbation sessions at sleepovers during his teen years, where each participant had a sheet or blanket for privacy. Julie's favorite detail and follow-up questions largely revolve around said sheets, and "curating the linens."
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| Episode 120: "We're All Smart"
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June 21, 2013
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Kat Dennings, Chiara Atik
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A reference to the film "Zero Dark Thirty," this is a line spoken by Leon Panetta (Pancetta) that resonated with Julie, particularly in the wake of James Gandolfini's death two days earlier
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| Episode 121: "Silver Dollar Pancakes"
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June 28, 2013
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Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel
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What Priscilla Presley sees when she looks in the mirror. (Clarification/explanation needed.)
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| Episode 122: "Rosie's Meds"
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July 5, 2013
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Ted "Teddy" Leo, Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson
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| Episode 123: "The Patient Zero of Food"
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July 12, 2013
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Freedy Johnston
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| Episode 124: "Dicks for Days"
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July 19, 2013
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Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham
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| Episode 125: "Shitty Shoes"
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July 26, 2013
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Pichet Ong, Halle Kiefer
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The sort of shoes worn while participating in Zog Sports, which Julie eviscerates in detail (see also: do I roll up the sleeves of this t-shirt? Why can't it be a flattering tank?)
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| Episode 126: "Cool Story, Dennis"
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August 2, 2013
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Danny Zuker
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A phrase that sums up Julie's attitude towards male baby boomers (see: Anthony Bourdain); specifically, a response to a man driving teenaged Julie home after a babysitting job, after he has mentioned that "once, he smoked pot."
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| Episode 127: "Like Fuddruckers but Expensive"
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August 9, 2013
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Tami Sagher
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Julie's summary of cynically contrived, "folksy" aesthetics in fashion and pop culture.
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| Episode 128: "America's Morning"
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August 16, 2013
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Sklar Brothers
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A reference to the Today Show, specifically to the Today Show's exuberant twitter feed, which asked for personal stories from the 2003 blackout; Julie shares her story on the podcast, but not with @todayshow.
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| Episode 129: "A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage"
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August 23, 2013
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Gaylord Fields
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A description of the sounds that emitted from the room in which a vet tech repaired to biopsy Julie's confident, fractious, and beautiful cat, the late Smiley Muffin; also, Julie's prediction of what would happen if she announced to her family that she had pitched a show to Al Jazeera America.
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| Episode 130: "I'll Chew On A Dog"
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August 30, 2013
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Beau Willimon
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A quote from Tim Burton's "Beetlejuice." When making his fake television commercial, Beetlejuice promises the following: "I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I'll... chew on a dog! Arroooo!"
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| Episode 131: "The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes"
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September 6, 2013
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Michael Urie, Jonathan Tollis
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A Streisand-heavy episode, with much discussion of Tollis' play "Buyer and Cellar" about Barbra's famed underground shopping center in which no shopping takes place. The play really captures the poetry of her tchotchkes, among other things.
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