Things not to tell Julie
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In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW:
Do not tell Julie:
- That her brar strap is showing.
- If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
- What kind of porn you watch.
- What you think of Lady Guh-Gah
- About Star Wars.
- If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already.
- What you are thankful for.
- If Tegan and Sara are a Vaudeville or Burlesque act.
- What the holiday Lag B'Omer celebrates/observes.
- If you have watched the movie Eraserhead in full and if you liked it, until February 14th, 2014. (After which, you must tell her.)
- What a "Flappy Bird" is.
- That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
- What animal Pikachu from Pokemon is.
- To explain a joke.
- Whether adamandsteve.com is a website or not.
- What Ralph Fienes' character in "Red Dragon" does to his victims.
- How Julia Roberts was in the 2014 HBO Movie "The Normal Heart."
