Differences between Spoony and Dee Dee Ramone

• Spoony has never turned tricks on 53rd and 3rd for drugs.
• Dee Dee Ramone is buried at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles. Spoony lives above ground.
• Dee Dee Ramone has never recapped 'Boredwalk Empirezzz'.
• Dee Dee Ramone was addicted to heroin. Spoony is addicted to #filth.
• Though both have been involved with #filth, Spoony remains the undisputed #filth king.
• Dee Dee Ramone released a rap album. Spoony has yet to do this.
• Dee Dee Ramone never used GarageBand.
• You cannot tip Dee Dee Ramone.
• Dee Dee Ramone would always carry a knife. Spoony is named after a spoon.
• Spoony has not, to our knowledge, met PJ Soles. (Citation needed).
• Dee Dee Ramone never had children, whereas Spoony is expecting a little daught-air.
• Dee Dee Ramone used a bass pick as part of the Ramones. Spoony designed packaging for Fender brand bass picks.
• Spoony has yet to write a novel in which he meets the ghost of Sid Vicious.
• Dee Dee Ramone gave away song rights in exchange for bail money. Spoony once injured himself while whittlin'.
• No footage exists of Dee Dee Ramone laughing at the sight of a 'Derek' billboard.
• Dee Dee Ramone has never listened to Charles Manson songs on the music streaming service Spotify. Kurt Loder disagrees.