Songs Discussed on the Podcast

If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your P*ssy Works)[1]

On Episode 61 Julie plays and annotates Brian McKnight's "If Ur Ready To Learn (How Your Pussy Works)", a smooth R&B track for women who are "ready to learn" about their vaginas. As McKnight explains, they are likely lacking knowledge in this area because they didn't "bring it to [Brian McKnight] first". The chorus features a demonic voice intoning "Show-you-how-your-p*ssy-works", a particularly frightening moment for Spoony.

Julie regrets not bringing "it" to McKnight first before listing what else she would like her pussy to learn from the artist, including: how to play Bridge; how to speak Mandarin; how to open an IRA; anything one would normally learn how to do from Suze Orman.