Things not to tell Julie

In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW:

Do not tell Julie:

• That her brar strap is showing.
• If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
• What kind of porn you watch.
• What you think of Lady Guh-Gah
• About Star Wars.
• If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already.
• What you are thankful for.
• If Tegan and Sara are a Vaudeville or Burlesque act.
• What the holiday Lag B'Omer celebrates/observes.
• If you have watched the movie Eraserhead in full and if you liked it, until February 14th, 2014. (After which, you must tell her.)
• What a "Flappy Bird" is.