Things not to tell Julie

In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW:

Do not tell Julie

• That her brar strap is showing.
• If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
• What kind of porn you watch.
• What you think of Wikipedia: Lady Gaga
• About Star Wars.
• If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already.
• What you are thankful for.
• If Wikipedia: Tegan and Sara are a Wikipedia: Vaudeville or Wikipedia: Burlesque act.