Difference between revisions of "Jimmy "Josh" Jazz"
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Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat] | Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat] | ||
| − | Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. | + | Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him. |
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Revision as of 00:12, 12 October 2013
Companion cat to Julie Klausner who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.
Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a tuxedo cat. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[1]
Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him.
Hobbies
Pushing objects off of ledges;
Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making birds;
Hoarding toy meece under the couch [2];
Posing for pictures [3];
Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and
Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
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