Monologue Transcripts

Wonderful listeners and HWYWikians volunteer their time and effort to transcribe Julie's fantastic opening monologues.

If you want to claim an episode to transcribe, please add it to this list and use 'Pending' as the status so we know you're working on it.

Episode	Date	Status
Episode 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T."	June 22, 2012	Pending
Episode 74: "Most of the Nooks"	August 3, 2012	Complete
Episode 131: "The Poetry of her Tchotchkes"	September 6, 2013	Pending
Episode 132: "Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com"	September 13, 2013	Pending
Episode 133: "Chive Teef"	September 20, 2013	Pending
Episode 134: "Eat a Carb!"	September 27, 2013	Complete
Episode 135: "Walking Ballads"	October 4, 2013	Complete
Episode 136: "Layla"	October 11, 2013	Pending
Episode 137: "Houdini's Waffles"	October 18, 2013	Complete
Episode 138: "Oooooh!"	October 25, 2013	Complete
Episode 139: "More Suicide Than The Average Bear"	November 1, 2013	Complete
Episode 140: "A Charmless Joy Behar"	November 8, 2013	Complete
Episode 141: "Congratulations"	November 15, 2013	Complete
Episode 142: "Betty 1, 2, 3"	November 22, 2013	Complete
Episode 143: "The Crime of Being Delicious"	November 29, 2013	Complete
Episode 144: "P Pocket"	December 6, 2013	Complete
Episode 145: "Death Fedora"	December 13, 2013	Complete
Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"	December 20, 2013	Complete
Episode 147: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry"	December 27, 2013	Complete
Episode 148: "Goodbye, Spoony"	January 3, 2014	Complete
Episode 149: "Here's a Sconce"	January 10, 2014	Complete
Episode 150: "HWYW Gems Vol. 5"	January 17, 2014	Complete
Episode 151: "To Talk to You About Rembrandt"	January 24, 2014	Complete
Episode 152: "Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming"	January 31, 2014	Complete
Episode 153: "Strings and Levees and Pulleys"	February 7, 2014	Complete
Episode 154: "Shakespeare on my Bike"	February 14, 2014	Complete
Episode 155: "Andrew and Sunshine"	February 21, 2014	Complete
Episode 156: "Karen O-scars"	February 28, 2014	Complete
Episode 157: "Doing A Voice Things"	March 7, 2014	Complete
Episode 158: "She's a Car"	March 14, 2014	Complete
Episode 159: "Python Run"	March 21, 2014	Complete
Episode 160: "God"	March 28, 2014	Complete
Episode 161: "Things That Demonstrate Physics"	April 4, 2014	Complete
Episode 162: "Praying to Fonts"	April 11, 2014	Complete
Episode 163: "Talking Gump"	April 18, 2014	Complete
Episode 164: "That's The Twist"	April 25, 2014	Complete
Episode 165: "A Working Heart"	May 2, 2014	Complete
Episode 166: "That Bellevue Glow"	May 9, 2014	Complete
Episode 167: "Unable to Close Her Eyes"	May 16, 2014	Complete
Episode 168: "The Current Incarnation of Alec"	May 23, 2014	Complete
Episode 169: "Pus Town"	May 30, 2014	Complete
Episode 170: "Our Generation's Nessie"	June 6, 2014	Complete
Episode 171: "Brillsplaining"	June 13, 2014	Complete
Episode 172: "Pellet of Pleasure"	June 20, 2014	Complete
Episode 173: "HWYW Gems 6"	June 27, 2014	Complete
Episode 175: "Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom"	July 11, 2014	Complete
Episode 176: "False Chunk"	July 18, 2014	Complete
Episode 177: "The Smaller The Cats"	July 25, 2014	Complete
Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost"	August 1, 2014	Complete
Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff"	August 8, 2014	Complete
Episode 180: "My Dog Hates Me"	August 15, 2014	Complete
Episode 181: "STANLEY"	August 22, 2014	Complete
Episode 182: "A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil"	September 5, 2014	Complete
Episode 183: "Starship Truthers"	September 12, 2014	Complete
Episode 185: "Sucking In"	September 19, 2014	Complete
Episode 186: "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON"	September 26, 2014	Complete
Episode 187: "Hershey Nestlebaum"	October 3, 2014	Complete
Episode 188: "Her Own Carol"	October 10, 2014	Complete
Episode 189: "Australian Mars"	October 17, 2014	Complete