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Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referred to on episodes of the How Was Your Week? podcast. Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite the cat's apparent sterility, his genitalia has been described as "well endowed". Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat] Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". Update: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh", but the very punk rock "Jonny". Julie does not want us to acknowledge him by this name, in hopes that his desire to be called this will end.
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Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.  
  
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Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat]
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Jimmy looks like the kind of cat that Pepé Le Pew would be into if Pepé were super gay.
  
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Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him.
  
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Jimmy's hobbies include:
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== Hobbies ==
 
Pushing objects off of ledges;
 
Pushing objects off of ledges;
  
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Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
 
Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
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Singing along with opera (aka Yo Yo Ma).

Latest revision as of 22:21, 29 March 2014

Companion cat to Julie Klausner who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.

Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a tuxedo cat. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[1]

Jimmy looks like the kind of cat that Pepé Le Pew would be into if Pepé were super gay.

Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him.

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Hobbies[edit]

Pushing objects off of ledges;

Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making birds;

Hoarding toy meece under the couch [2];

Posing for pictures [3];

Being a Mushy Man [4];

Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and

Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.

Singing along with opera (aka Yo Yo Ma).

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