Difference between revisions of "Things not to tell Julie"
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'''Do not tell Julie:''' | '''Do not tell Julie:''' | ||
* That her [[wikipedia: bra|brar]] strap is showing. | * That her [[wikipedia: bra|brar]] strap is showing. | ||
| + | * What one of those machines that has a claw and says CAT on the side of it is called. | ||
| + | * If you have had a bad experience with softclaws. | ||
* If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin. | * If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin. | ||
* What kind of porn you watch. | * What kind of porn you watch. | ||
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* If you have made out with someone in your place of worship as a teenager, as in the basement of the Schule or whatever... | * If you have made out with someone in your place of worship as a teenager, as in the basement of the Schule or whatever... | ||
* That French women eat butter but they enjoooooy the butter. | * That French women eat butter but they enjoooooy the butter. | ||
| − | + | * Anything more about "Meep" from Ryan Murphini's American Horror Story Classics. Please. Please. For the love of Meep, stop talking about Meep. | |
| + | * If Bernie will win or not. | ||
'''Debatable items that Julie may not want you to tell her:''' | '''Debatable items that Julie may not want you to tell her:''' | ||
| − | *that you have gone to Knott's Scary Farm and have seen "Elvira's Big Top"show. | + | *that you have gone to Knott's Scary Farm and have seen "Elvira's Big Top" show. |
Latest revision as of 14:53, 20 July 2016
In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW:
Do not tell Julie:
- That her brar strap is showing.
- What one of those machines that has a claw and says CAT on the side of it is called.
- If you have had a bad experience with softclaws.
- If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
- What kind of porn you watch.
- What you think of Lady Guh-Gah
- About Star Wars.
- If the Death Star is from Star Wars
- How long "May the Fourth" Star Wars day has been a thing
- If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already.
- What you are thankful for.
- If Tegan and Sara are a Vaudeville or Burlesque act.
- What the holiday Lag B'Omer celebrates/observes.
- If you have watched the movie Eraserhead in full and if you liked it, until February 14th, 2014. (After which, you must tell her.)
- What a "Flappy Bird" is.
- That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
- What animal Pikachu from Pokemon is.
- To explain a joke.
- Whether adamandsteve.com is a website or not.
- What Ralph Fienes' character in "Red Dragon" does to his victims.
- How Julia Roberts was in the 2014 HBO Movie "The Normal Heart."
- About the history of clowning
- The names of Robin Williams' broad comedy movies.
- If you have made out with someone in your place of worship as a teenager, as in the basement of the Schule or whatever...
- That French women eat butter but they enjoooooy the butter.
- Anything more about "Meep" from Ryan Murphini's American Horror Story Classics. Please. Please. For the love of Meep, stop talking about Meep.
- If Bernie will win or not.
Debatable items that Julie may not want you to tell her:
- that you have gone to Knott's Scary Farm and have seen "Elvira's Big Top" show.
