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− | Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] | + | Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast. |
+ | Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat] | ||
− | Jimmy | + | Jimmy looks like the kind of cat that Pepé Le Pew would be into if Pepé were super gay. |
+ | Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him. | ||
+ | [[File:jimmy1.png]][[File:jimmy2.png]][[File:jimmy3.png]] | ||
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+ | == Hobbies == | ||
Pushing objects off of ledges; | Pushing objects off of ledges; | ||
− | Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making [[Wikipedia : birds | birds]] | + | Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making [[Wikipedia : birds | birds]]; |
− | Hoarding toy | + | Hoarding toy [[meece]] under the couch [http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ab21c856b58e11e29a2a22000a1fb02b_7.jpg]; |
− | Posing for pictures; | + | Posing for pictures [http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/3d3dec3c82eb11e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg]; |
− | Being a Mushy Man; | + | Being a [[Mushy]] Man [http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/46d21384da9511e291ae22000ae9112d_7.jpg]; |
Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and | Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and | ||
Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata. | Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata. | ||
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+ | Singing along with opera (aka Yo Yo Ma). |
Latest revision as of 22:21, 29 March 2014
Companion cat to Julie Klausner who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.
Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a tuxedo cat. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[1]
Jimmy looks like the kind of cat that Pepé Le Pew would be into if Pepé were super gay.
Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him.
Hobbies[edit]
Pushing objects off of ledges;
Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making birds;
Hoarding toy meece under the couch [2];
Posing for pictures [3];
Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and
Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
Singing along with opera (aka Yo Yo Ma).